Dadum-dadum-dadumdadumdadumdadum...PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE!
THE HORROR! THE PAIN! MY EYES! MY EYES! IT BURNS! I CAN NEVER CLOSE MY EYES EVER AGAIN! I CAN NEVER STOP LAUGHING AT THE CHEAP SPACESHIPS. I CAN NEVER SLEEP LIKE A BABY AGAIN! I CAN NEVER STOP SALUTING LIKE THE ALIENS DID IN THE MOVIE! I CAN...I CAN...I CAN...
I can...be a dramatic queen sometimes. Just kidding my loyal subjects. Let me tell you my story...
Mr Mark aka Sir Kamaraziz, gave us a movie to be watched and ask us how was it after watching such masterpiece. It was a masterpiece...I laughed into tiny bits of pieces!
Plan 9 was about alien bringing the dead alive, trying to enslave mankind, mankind fought back and the living dead became piles of bone at the END. NOW...what was my reaction towards such art?
THINKING IS HAPPENING AT THE MOMENT.
PLEASE REMAIN CALM AND....
IT
WAS
THE
MOST
RIDICULOUS
MOVIE
I
SPENT
MY
PRECIOUS
BREATHE
ON.
HAPPY?
I was like...WHAT?
My eyes were almost a second away from being poked by the plastic fork in my hand but I told myself...how am I suppose to see than? I love my eyes...eyes are important in the circle of life.
If movie during those time were bad, THANK GOD I WAS BORN IN TIMES OF THIS...
By the way, watch this movie. It will blow your mind IN A GOOD WAY!
Back to the topic on hand, Plan 9 From Outer Space was a good try but AT LAST...I would soon drag it to the Recycle Bin if I found THAT in my precious laptop.
My rating: An A for effort...a LARGE F for failing to capture my bloody eyes! Goodbye...
And remember, life is simple. Why complicate it?
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